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When Jesus descended for the second time
He stopped first in Tucson, Arizona
Just to pay you a visit, to get your opinions
On the latest Taylor Swift re-release
The two of you sat on your vile wicker furniture
You curled your hair, he painted his toenails
And then he misquoted the Gospel of Mark, chapter three
Or something like that, I dunno, you're Catholic, you tell me
He said
Never prophets, only voices
Never answers, only choices
He asked for directions to the nearest Little Caesars
And you pointed him to Irvington Plaza
He thanked you and then left, but not before complaining
That that's an awful long way to walk when all you've got are sandals
I called you at 2:37am
When the fever broke on my depression
And you picked up, excited
To tell all about me about this encounter
You were speaking in tongues, or maybe in Spanish
But mostly, yeah mostly you came through clearly,
You said
Never prophets, only voices
Never answers, only choices
Yeah, you said
Never prophets, only voices
Never answers, only choices
Yeah, yeah, yeah
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The Autumn Song
02:56
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I'm walking on down by the palace
Where walls are made of green and gold
I'm carrying a book with a beat-up look
And both of us are dusty and old
Yesterday it was snowing
Now it's 'bout a hundred and one
And these 20th-century Russian poets
They just won't leave me alone
Late last morning I got out of bed
About a half-past a quarter to six
When a 20th-century Russian poet
Took my alarm clock, to see how it ticks
I said Hey man, whatcha doing
Without my alarm clock, I'll die
His face got wild; he waved and he smiled,
Then out of my window he fly'd
I went to my favorite professor
To ask her what could be done
I told her 'bout all of my troubles
She said Doesn't that seem fun!
And then when she turned back to face me
I clutched at my face and I gasped
She was a 20th-century Russian poet
Wearing a professor's mask
I got myself home in a hurry
My girlfriend was there at the door
Saying Honey, oh God, you look worried
I cried I can't take any more!
She took me out to eat with her parents;
But they looked like people I didn't know
Because her father was a Russian poet
But her mom was Edgar Allan Poe
Crossing the street the next morning
I looked up, and what did I see
But a 20th-century Russian poet
Coming 60 miles an hour at me
I screamed as they whooped and they hollered
As they ran the most recent red light
Since then, I've been dead, and as I've probably said
Nothing else really seems right
I awoke at the Gold Gates of Heaven
St. Peter was there, looking cross
But I cheered and I waved, cuz I knew I was saved
And I said How ya doing there, boss
He opened the Gates with a button
And wouldn't you guess my bad luck
But Heaven is full of 20th-century
Russian poets, oh
So now, in the cold crystal evenings
I sit with my book and I write
And nothing, it seems, is the way that I dreamed
Though I have all my daydreams at night
So many things are now different
I'm not who I used to be
Now I'm a 20th-century Russian poet
And it sure is good to be free
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Lying in the cool earth in the desert autumn weather
Ankles raw and bleeding from being shackled together
Waited till the guards had all cleared out from the garden
Maybe 15 minutes till someone notified the warden
Lie in wait, face the sky,
But tonight the destroying angel will not pass us by
I know a place where we’d be safe in Ogden
But I don’t think we’ll make it down to Ogden
Davis broke his chain and ran for Oregon
Every night we pray he’s made it safe to Oregon
Hide down in the gorge until we’re starving
Tracing with our fingers ancient prehistoric carvings
Find a garden when we clamber out
When the bloodhounds sniff us out
We are eating stolen cabbages like apples
I know a place where we’d be safe in Ogden
But none of us will make it down to Ogden
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There's a pine-scented candle on my kitchen table
And a TV dinner on a porcelain plate
And the radio is warbling some indie song
About two miserable misanthropic soulmates
I'm on my couch
Saturday night
Heart rate slowing
Fists clenched tight
The bass player takes a solo
Oh, oh, oh, oh
I hear Phoebe Bridgers
I hear Phoebe Bridgers
You can keep all your songs about the birds and bees
I'll take this soft synthesizer at the midnight hour
On this Janu-all-alone-uary evening breeze
From the woman with the voice like a pale white flower
Like a ghost
By any other name
The months have changed
But the song's the same
Cool air comes through the window
Oh, oh, oh, oh
I hear Phoebe Bridgers
I hear Phoebe Bridgers
I hear Phoebe Bridgers
I hear Phoebe Bridgers
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Screenshot From Würzburg
02:00
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Grooves in the blue sky
Like a record with no need for a needle
Lines in the deep grass
Homemade crop circles
And I can see in the trees
The literary sense of personalities
In this picture of you running through a field in southern Germany
Your cheeks flushed
With the memory of incense, juniper and lamplight
Houses in the distance
Roofs all red like fresh-set bricks
And you, caught mid-skip
Makes me want to take a trip
Into this picture of you running through a field in southern Germany
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The Exorcism Song
03:17
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It was just another Sunday
Down in southern Tennessee
With my mother, brother, father
My great-uncle Jeff, and me
It was gettin awful quiet
On the way back home from church
The sermon had been boring
And we all were in a lurch
Yes, the afternoon was slow
On the Lord’s grand fine old day.
We were waiting in the living room
When I heard my father say
Exorcise, exorcise
Everybody exorcise
Thirty minutes every day
Will fill the devil with dismay
So everybody exorcise
Well we jumped right off the couch
And we got straightaway to work
On my cousin Jeremiah
Who’s demonstrably a jerk
We thought he’s just an asshole
But new evidence suggests
That he’s gripped now by a demon
And is thoroughly possessed
So we tied him to a rocking chair
And we got our bibles out
And as Jeremiah screamed in fright
We all began to jump and shout
Exorcise, exorcise
Everybody exorcise
Thirty minutes every day,
Will fill the devil with dismay
So everybody exorcise
The procedure’s really quite a cinch
If you know what to do
First you take the subject
And you beat them with a shoe
And you shout All devils, now begone
And bring the boiling water
If they protest, then you suggest
That hell is always hotter
Now Jeremiah’s holding still
He hasn’t moved a bit
If ever there was a devil in him
I’m pleased to say he’s rid of it
Thanks to
Exorcise, exorcise
Everybody exorcise
Thirty minutes every day,
Will fill the devil with dismay
So everybody exorcise
Our exorcism time’s not up
We got fifteen minutes left
So we slowly turn around and grin
At poor great-uncle Jeff
Exorcise, exorcise
Everybody exorcise
Thirty minutes every day
Will fill the devil with dismay
So everybody exorcise
ONE MORE TIME NOW
Exorcise, exorcise
Everybody exorcise
Thirty minutes every day
Will fill the devil with dismay
So everybody exorcise
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I would cancel plans for you
You wouldn’t cancel them for me
I would cross the whole world for you
You wouldn’t even cross the Caspian Sea
I would go where no one else would go
Like the back of an airport restroom
South of Colorado Springs
Where I found you lying in your vomit
Crying, multiplying your failures by hand
All alone, all on your own
I would get in oodles of trouble for you
I would play the board game Trouble with you
Believe every word that I write
At 3:30 at night
I hope that you see America right
And every hackneyed expression that I would use for you
Was deployed in the hopes that
You would use those same expressions
For me, too
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We're all out of brown sugar
We're all out of brown sugar
We're all out of brown sugar
We're all out of brown sugar
If you're gonna make a list
Before you go
We're all out of brown sugar now
I thought you should know
I would like some lemonade
I would like some lemonade
I would like some lemonade
If you're gonna make a list
Before you go
I would like some lemonade
I thought you should know
I live
I live
I live for little luxuries like these
They've got guacamole salsa now
They've got guacamole salsa now
They've got guacamole salsa now
If you're gonna make a list
Before you go
They've got guacamole salsa now
I thought you should know
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She was smiling one of those strange smiles
That sends you back to the drawing board
And that's when I knew nothing I could do
Would be of any real importance
The wet grass
The starlight
Thanks for asking, but no, I'm not alright
Her love is more confusing than the Georgia election results
I still have those candies she kept in a bell jar
Strawberry-flavored, that melt in your mouth
I never liked them, but I didn't have to
I knew that they made her happy
The car door
The dirt road
I just need a minute to unload
Your love is more frustrating than the Georgia election results
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Omaha Overnight
04:19
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When the last bus speeds past you at the station
Ignoring your outstretched hand
Your phone is almost dead so you start walking
To get the lay of the land
You spend the night in Omaha last-second
Check into a Motel 6
Public transit’s nice but still doesn’t compare
To a repeated phrase and three ruby heel clicks
All along the avenue
The stoplights all start blinking blue
As you sift through the autumn leaves
Like a dog with its head out the window
We are breathing free and easy, cold and light
We’re not sure where we’re going
But now we’re in Omaha
So that is where we’re going to spend the night
You find a record store perusing google maps
Consider stopping by the next day
You never can afford to buy new vinyl
You stop by anyway
See old familiar albums, all remastered
All wrapped up in plastic
Strike up a conversation with the man behind the counter
He's got a bright blue hair elastic
He recommends a place for lunch
You have a hunch you can’t afford it
You talk until you get bored, then you leave
Like the ice that crystalizes on the windows
We are sitting here, refracting stolen light
We’re not sure what is coming
But we’re in Omaha,
Yo, so that is where we’re going to spend the night
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There's a pine-scented candle on my kitchen table
And a TV dinner on a porcelain plate
And the radio is warbling two indie songs
About seperate misanthropic soulmates
I'm on my couch
Saturday night
Heart rate slowing
Fists clenched tight
The bass player takes a solo
Oh, oh, oh, oh
I hear Phoebe Bridgers
I hear Phoebe Bridgers
You can keep all your songs about the birds and bees
I'll take this soft synthesizer at the midnight hour
On this Janu-all-alone-uary evening breeze
From the woman with the voice like a pale white flower
Like a ghost
By any other name
The months have changed
But the song's the same
Cool air comes through the window
Oh, oh, oh, oh
I hear Phoebe Bridgers
I hear Phoebe Bridgers
I hear Phoebe Bridgers
I hear Phoebe Bridgers
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13. |
Vaccination Nation
02:41
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I’ve heard all about the shot now
That the FDA has got now
To reduce mortality in all us here
And the news was positive
But that’s not all I have to give ya
That can bring you some comfort and good cheer
Because down in my basement
In a secret safe encasement
There’s material to put your mind at ease
And in case you think I’m joking
You can come see what I’m smoking
So long as you cover up your sneeze
They say Moderna is effective
As a functional protective
That it does the job, and fills your every need
But gardening is also good
For you and your whole neighborhood
If you know how to grow a certain kind of weed
To prevent all undue sadness
I prescribe you Reefer Madness
Unethical? Perhaps, but the product sells
And in addition to the Pfizer
I’ve got so much hand sanitizer
Which tastes almost as good as it smells
Now the FDA may say
That taking drugs is not okay
The hypocrites, they all sound the same
Telling off good folks like me and you
Just for doing what we do
When the word ‘Drug’ is in their goddamn name
My friends up in Wisconsin
Just got the Johnson & Johnson
And the side effects were relatively mild
But as for me
I took some get-well-SD
And those side effects were positively wild
You ever believe that cow whose leather made your shoe
is talking to you from beyond the grave, son
The vaccine has made progression
While I have faced regression
Into some old, troublesome habits of mine
And unless I’m much mistaken
That’s not the only shot I’ll be takin
To survive the most unprecedented time
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Called in sick
Downed a solid quart of DayQuil
Fell asleep
Dreamed about the revolution
Nobody came to check on me
But that’s okay
I didn’t want it anyway
Quit next day
Packed up in my Ford Fiesta
Drove away
To the Manitoba border
Check my passport, Payed the toll
Hightailed it into the cold
I dreamed I
Was Bill Nye in a fever dream of
Consciousness
And since that day I have been a
Little stressed
But there’s no reason to be worried about me
Clap your hands
If you or someone that you know has
Broke down bad
And put the pieces back together
You are seen, you are known
You are tired when you get back home
Go and cross the border
Go and place your order
Go and cross your private border
Go and place your order
Clap your hands
If you or someone that you know has
Broke down bad
And put the pieces back together
You are seen, you are known
You are tired when you get back home
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With your knowledge of yesterday’s crossword
And your pills shaped like diamonds, flawless
You are reading me
Like I’m subtitled TV
You are picking up the new Carl Sandburg mess
With your intimate illustrations for sale
Your interview with Spin Magazine
You are telling lies
Like you’re swatting flies
And you tell me “Well, I don’t know what that means”
You plug into the mirror
With a cable stolen from
The Vatican Somnambulist
And his ancient hollow drum
You see the powder on the floor
Ask him to give you some
He gives you some, you ask for more
But the household limit is one
With your preference for rice over easy
Your fifty-sided dice and silver cane
You are holding court
With the bitter sort
Who need a nametag to remember your name
With your immersive flower department
And your ownership over my happiness
Your divining rod
Where the saints have trod
You are picking up the new Carl Sandburg mess
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Calvin Pineda Boise, Idaho
Mountain-West-Antifolk and Twilight Zone Enthusiast. No Gender. Performs With: The Antacids, & Sage Country Fragments.
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